As seen on treymorgan.net about a post from the Whittenburg blog:

What if Noah Blogged…

• Day 1 – Rain.
• Day 2 – Rain.
• Day 3 – Rain.
• Day 4 – Rain.
• Day 20 – I hesitate to write this down, but here goes. . . . I was working late last night when I felt something bite the back of my neck. Without thinking, I slapped it. Long story short, the new world might have to do without the zhingi-zhingi fly.
• Day 25 – New Year’s Day. A few resolutions for this year:
  – Lose weight (let’s face it, I’m not 300 years old anymore)
  – Work out more
  – Read the entire Bible (there’s only four chapters in the whole thing, you think I would have done this one already)
  – After we land, once a week: date night with the missus.
• Day 45 – Okay, so when God said he would make it rain forty days and forty nights, I assumed that we would be done after that. Apparently I was wrong.
• Day 87 – Very, very wrong.