Disregarding all political overtones, this quote attributed to California Governor Gray Davis is just hilarious to read:

“My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth,” he said.

Next thing you know, we’ll have Martians landing in Sacramento, asking for a driver’s license.