Amazon Reviewer Shenanigans

The reviews by one Arbit Adams on Amazon are hilarious. He spits up on himself when using the Epson 820S Photo Inkjet Printer, but points out that bib is Yiddish for printer. After mentioning an auto accident that puts out his eye and puts him in a coma, he concludeds his review of the eMac with “Anybody who is looking to get rid of their helper monkey should definitely look into getting an eMac.” Maybe the comment from his TiVi review explains the confusion.

One precaution: I wear a tin foil skullcap when programming my TiVo. I highly recommend this because it receives brainwaves on certain frequencies that may or may not be accessible to monitors from other galaxies.